From the Hippy Think Tank
It’s hard not to talk about this Rump that is ruining everything. When we listen to the news, the rapid-fire horrors come at us incessantly. We’re left numb, stunned, and confused. This leads to apathy and hopelessness. Hence, I don’t write on this blog; instead, I lie in bed, eating ice cream while watching comedies.
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Let’s be clear, it’s not actually the Rump-master, but the devious think tank behind him. These rapid changes coming at us are part of the think tank tactics - disrupt the system with quick blows, making it difficult for people to form a response. Behind the scenes, Think Tank Repugblicans Monopoly has been studying controlling the masses for a long time, waiting for the perfect figurehead to carry out their plans for full control.
And also propping up this Emperor-with-no-clothes is the good ol’ apple-pie-nazism. Let’s face it, we have been harboring a rigid, racist, sexist, nazi-normality in the white suburbs of America since the beginning. I mean, American Jim Crow laws influenced German Na-zi-ism. If we didn’t idealize rich, blond, white men, we wouldn’t be in this position. We obviously need to reconsider our ideals.
But here, in this blog, coming to you straight from the hills of Humboldt County, the Think Tank of Hippy emerges, like a puff of hope, a counterthought that will undermine this coup.
The reasons why Rumpkin will not become the next Hit ler-
1. Cheeseburgers will kill him. He is old and not in good health. He won’t live long enough to take over the world.
2. His big mouth and insecure wiener is alienating very powerful rich people.
3. During WWI, the German people were devastated and needed the economic and moral uplift that a strong leader, vented anger, and another war provided. But Making America Fart Again is dragging us down.
4. In other repressive regimes, like in Russia or China, they have not had a history of freedoms. They moved from a repressive Czar or Royal Dynasty system to a repressive communist elite. Taking people’s freedoms after they have already had them is a different situation. People know what freedom feels like.
5. We have never had so much access to information before. When oppressive regimes were installed in other countries, information could be controlled. Now, one viral video, and you can never name a kid Karen again. And a salute to South Park!
6. When the masses begin to move, it will be impossible to stuff everyone into their prisons.
7. And now, the most devious, cutting, manipulative tactic of the (THC) Think Hippy Cauldron - Hippies believe in the goodness in people’s hearts.
Yep, that’s it. Beating, loving hearts.
Art by Her Vintage Soul
The National Guard and the police are American people too, with families and (hopefully) a conscience. They may do some of the bidding of the Evil Overlord, but, at some point, they will be facing white America wearing red hats on the front lawn of the White House. Mainstream America, driven into motion by the rising prices of food, gas, and clothing at their favorite stores -Target, Costco, or the Dollar Store, will have their cheep-shit bubble popped and will get into their gas-guzzling pickup trucks and head to the lawn of the White House. The KKkranky police won’t attack their own.
This is an important point. It’s imperative that it is not freaks, minorities, LGBTQRST, or long purple-haired hippies on the front line. We didn’t vote for this. It has to be the Good Ol’ Boys Club dismantling what they created. This will be the turning point. Only then will we be able to truly shift the heart of America away from the toxic presumptions and beliefs that are holding us back from being one of the leaders of the future Earth.
This doesn’t mean don’t go to the protest. We need to protest for our own souls, to feel like we are saying ‘NO!’ to this. But be safe, put the white soccer moms pushing strollers and old white men waving American flags up front.
The pimple of pus is oozing. Now, everyone can see very clearly the ills of our society, government, and structures. We are here in this moment of Earth’s history to learn life's lessons and grow as a society. It is through challenging situations that we grow the most. When this pimple pops (probably during the obvious upcoming election frauds), we will be called to purge and uproot our nazi undertones, the corruption of corporate politics, and the very root of our glorification and idealism of wealth. Then, only then, can we truly move forward as a holistic America and a model for the world to follow.
The hippy American Flag